21 things a Nepali does after coming to Sydney

21 things a Nepali does after coming to Sydney

1. Even after 2 months, complaints about “Jet Lag”.

2. Checks nepalnews, cybernepal and other nepali sites every day every hour if they are not employed.

3. Wear dark shades inside the train and stair at the girls’ boobs.

4. Speaks all national languages wherever they can like f** m**F etc etc

5. When unemployed says this is the worst place to be .. when they get job and money they drank and party.

6. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 55).

7. Start searching HI5 for Nepali chicks.

8. Tries to make Aussie girlfriend then Chinese then Nepali then anything that walks.

9. Search for cheapest place for hair cut.

10. Ask people for there nationality then how long they live here for then things they do then several other question until they get annoyed.

11. Goes to Habor Bridge or Opera house then take a picture. The only proof of being in Sydney.

12. Tries to get credit card.

13. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

14. Sprays duo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.

15. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.

16. Practices to say “Mate”.

17. Says all the time rupeeya not dollars.

18. Find out the ways to get Permenent Residence

19. Looks at the skyscraper from bottom to top slowly think ties to count the floor.

20. Tries to drink “Diet Coke”, instead of Normal Coke.

21. Calls to Nepal and then lie about the work and life here.

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